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Student Protesters Demand End to Problematic Stuff

by Thomas Germain and Iqraz Nanji
January 11, 2016November 13, 2021

"Look, all I know is that I'm definitely offended by something.  We'll work out the details later, for now we need action."…

World

Saddam Hussein’s 5 Tips to Make 2016 the Best Year Ever

by Thomas Germain
January 5, 2016November 13, 2021

Set some goals that you’ll be able to follow through on, like the merciless suppression of a Kurdish independence movement.…

World

Trump Tells Santa to Put Muslims on Naughty List

by Thomas Germain
December 21, 2015November 13, 2021

He's urging Santa to check his database twice.…

On Campus

Columbia Is Too Hard For A Baby

by John P. Baby and Thomas Germain
December 16, 2015November 13, 2021

I don't think I have to tell you that making it through midterms with diaper rash is hell on Earth.…

World

Man Takes Pride in Watermelon Selection

by Thomas Germain
November 24, 2015November 13, 2021

"This is a good one."…

On Campus

“Giddy up, Brain!” Says Academic Cowboy

by Thomas Germain
November 16, 2015November 13, 2021

Yeeeeeehaw.…

World

NASA Set To Launch Probe To Search For Life Below 110th St.

by Thomas Germain
November 4, 2015November 13, 2021

NASA has confirmed that there is no intelligent life around Washington Square Park.…

On Campus

German Shepherd Accepted to School of General Studies

by Thomas Germain
October 26, 2015November 13, 2021

Human applicants should check their privilege.…

On Campus

Obama To Return To Columbia, Major In Economics

by Thomas Germain
September 21, 2015November 11, 2021

It will be awkward when Malia enrolls, too.…

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