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Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

China Reports Nationwide Bao Shortage, Cites ‘Unsustainable Demand’ from John Jay Dining Hall

by Shawn Kathuria
October 27, 2025October 19, 2025

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, NY — On Tuesday, the Chinese Ministry of Commerce announced that a severe nationwide shortage of bao buns has emerged, citing “unsustainable levels of consumption traced to Columbia University’s John…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus/Politics

Not This Again: Hillary Clinton Accidentally Emails Classified Material to Entire SIPA Listserv

by Shawn Kathuria
October 27, 2025October 20, 2025

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN: This past Monday, when students in Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) awoke to check their inboxes, instead of the usual slurry of job rejections and political…

Articles/Business

Cutting the Red Tape: Columbia Touts Impressive 720:1 Administrator-to-Student Ratio

by Shawn Kathuria
September 29, 2025September 28, 2025

MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS, MANHATTAN: In a move being hailed as a triumph of efficiency, Columbia announced in a press release this morning that its Administrator-to-Student ratio has reached a historic 720:1. According to…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

Heartbreaking: Duo Security Will Now Include CAPTCHA, Retinal Scan

by Shawn Kathuria
September 25, 2025September 23, 2025

In a recent press release, Columbia University Information Technology (CUIT) announced that in the coming days, the current two-factor Duo Security system will be revamped to a cutting-edge four-factor authentication that will…

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