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Reza Shayesteh

Articles/New York City/On Campus

New Free Summer Housing Option Opens: Butler Library!

by Reza Shayesteh
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

For some members of the Columbia community, going home for the summer means time for rest and relaxation, prestigious internships, trips to Ibi(th)za, or spending time with old friends. But for those…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

I Lived It: Incoming Freshmen Without the ’29’ in Their Bios Successfully Duped Me Into Following Them Back

by Reza Shayesteh
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

It all started so innocently. An account requested to follow me. The bio was so simple—; an elegant, quaint “@columbia”. “Oh that’s crazy,” I thought to myself. “That’s where I go to…

Articles/Business/Food and Drink/New York City/On Campus/Politics/World

Fed-onomics- Recession Indicators on Columbia University’s Campus

by Reza Shayesteh
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

Remember the good old booming days when you could spring the $5.80 for the subway to and from Bushwick, the $15 cover, and two or three shots for your friends at the…

Articles/Barnard/Laura Rosenbury

Laura Rosenbury on Retaking Ballet I This Semester: “Oh, Let’s Make Fun of the Girl Who Took a Risk and Put Herself Out There Creatively”

by Reza Shayesteh
March 25, 2025March 25, 2025

After taking Ballet I at Barnard last semester, President Rosenbury has reportedly been seen auditing the intro class yet again this semester. Though she had hoped to move onto Ballet II after…

Articles/Politics

Fed Reincorporates Into Pennsylvania, Aims to Commit Late-Term Voter Fraud

by Reza Shayesteh and Dani Winkler
December 9, 2024December 5, 2024

Last week, The Fed announced that they would be re-registering as a corporation within the state of Pennsylvania, effectively giving their 40+ members the right to register and vote (albeit belatedly) in…

Articles/New York City/Opinion

OP-ED: Now that Jaywalking is Legal in New York City, I Don’t Want to Do it Anymore

by Reza Shayesteh
December 9, 2024December 5, 2024

Today, New York City officially made one of its most ancient and sacred practices legal. Even though I didn’t even know it was actually “illegal,” the rebellious act of crossing the street…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Politics

JD Vance Spotted at Hell’s Kitchen Gay Bar Bear Night

by Reza Shayesteh
November 2, 2024November 3, 2024

On Saturday, numerous Columbia twinks gave reports that they saw Senator JD Vance dancing alone at Hardware, a famous Hell’s Kitchen queer bar. According to one particularly disgusted bar patron, Vance was…

Articles/Food and Drink/New York City

Students Clamor for Summer Internship at Hooda Halal

by Sylvi Stein, Reza Shayesteh and Dani Winkler
January 9, 2024January 9, 2025

Forget Jane Street—the most in-demand summer internship this year is at the food truck at 116th and Broadway. Summer applications for the coveted Hooda Halal internship program opened this fall, and interested…

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