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Matthew Nola

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QUIZ: Which Columbia University Disaster Are You?

by Clay Seliga and Matthew Nola
January 12, 2022January 12, 2022

After a year and a half of virtual classes and a global pandemic, the Columbia gods decided to serve up some fresh tragedies for us to enjoy—because, apparently, we haven’t experienced enough…

On Campus/Opinion

Op Ed: Bunsen Burner My Ass! The Tini Must Remain The Deany

by Nikhil Mehta and Matthew Nola
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021

We are deeply saddened to learn that Deantini plans to step down as the Dean of Columbia College at the end of this academic year. However, it is hereby declared that The…

Food and Drink

“You Gotta Collect Them All,” Says SEAS Junior of Columbia Dining T-Shirts

by Matthew Nola and Nikhil Mehta
March 25, 2021May 16, 2021

Wearing his beloved “JJ’s Fam” exclusive apparel, Almond stated, “As the king of the JJ’s Naysh, I always gotta turn up, even in a pandemic, with fresh fits.”…

Food and Drink

Columbia Confession: Blowing Bubbles Into Tea Just Isn’t the Same as Drinking Bubble Tea

by Matthew Nola and Nikhil Mehta
June 29, 2020August 16, 2021

It’s been 15 weeks without my cherished Gong Cha Tea, and I think the withdrawal symptoms are in full effect. The rivers of boba have run dry, and visions of tapioca pearls…

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