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Juvenal

On Campus

Columbia Backup Quarterback to Kneel During “Roar Lion Roar” to Protest Tampon Policy

by Juvenal
September 15, 2016November 6, 2021

"Lee Bollinger has blood all over his hands."…

On Campus

Columbia’s Most Unbearable Rejoice As “Incoming Summer Analyst” Becomes “Summer Analyst”

by Juvenal
May 11, 2016November 11, 2021

"It seems like just yesterday I was telling all of my 424 LinkedIn connections that I had gotten a job at Morgan Stanley."…

On Campus

CCSC Water Pong Tournament Serves as Formal Surrender in War on Fun

by Juvenal
April 26, 2016November 11, 2021

It was a fitting end to the conflict, which has claimed over three fraternities and a pair of bacchanals. …

On Campus

Climate Protesters in Low Library Turn to Whale Blubber For Fuel

by Juvenal
April 19, 2016November 11, 2021

“We couldn’t ethically study and practice pagan rituals here at night while the lighting is powered by natural gas and fossil fuel.”…

On Campus

Trump Underwhelmed by SJP’s Apartheid Wall

by Juvenal
April 6, 2016November 13, 2021

"All those names - Homer, Herodotus. Do those guys really sell condos here?"…

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