Though Bollinger’s age might be assumed by some to be a hindrance, The Federalist determined that its effects are mitigated by diligent and consistent work on his Core. …
For too long the bourgeois registrar has had its boot on the neck of the genteel undergrad, mandating that students “attend their classes,” lest they “fail” them and run the “risk” of…
Uhhhh, superdelegates?…
“The union representative also strongly urged the purchase of 2-liters of Coca-Cola, Sierra Mist, and Hi-C Tropical Punch for each party.”…
Columbia Plans Ceremony to Honor Namesake of Mathematics Building
by Harrison Gale and Jeremy Adkins
At press time, a similar ceremony is being planned for the namesake of Uris Deli; the infamous New York railroad tycoon, Uris J. Deli.…
"What does it mean to be a police officer with thousands of devices installed in your body to assist in fighting crime when you also like dudes?"…
"I did feel like the original ending of instituting a Demilitarized Zone between the Koreas was a total cop out.”…
Know the difference.…
"I’m starting to miss the familiar, raw sting of alcohol funneling into my rectum."…
"Finally, I will be able to experience the sensation I’ve so far only been able to shabbily imitate with an Oculus Rift and six inches of metal piping."…
