"'Bucko’, ‘champ’, ‘squirt’, ‘Ralph Waldo Emerson’ and even ‘slutbag’ have been names used by Mr. Connelly to refer to his son."…
"Columbia must have been his safety school. Anyone with a dick that nice applied to Harvard early.”…
"I've never met more flabby human beings, except for every other semester I've taught here."…
"Apparently, you can only get in if you bring two girls with you.”…
Not all heroes wear capes.…
On the other hand, children of floorcest "have a huge leg up on admissions." …
