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Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Announces Plans to Resurrect Alexander Hamilton

by fedtator4ever2005
May 5, 2025February 28, 2026

Amid the breaking news that the Dire Wolf was resurrected by biotechnology after 10,000 years of extinction, Columbia University recently announced the Department of Genetics’s plans to resurrect their own long-dead pop…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Business/FedFiction

Columbia University Sells You to One Direction

by fedtator4ever2005
March 12, 2025February 22, 2026

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your hair into a messy bun. You slip on an oversized hoodie, ripped jeans, and…

Articles/Arts and Culture/FedFiction/On Campus

“Pressed” Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction

by fedtator4ever2005
February 18, 2025February 22, 2026

Tags: #fedxspec #fedtator #columbiafederalist #columbiadailyspectator #enemiestolovers #slowburn #collegeau #columbiauniversity #newyorkcity #journalism “Spec!” A familiar voice belonging to Bwog called out, halting Spec on their way to the first day of class. “How…

Articles/Barnard/Business

Heartwarming: Barnard Receives Donation of 50 Cents and Half-Eaten Hot Dog

by fedtator4ever2005
December 12, 2024February 28, 2026

With the announcement that Barnard will be $252 million in projected debt for its construction project, the college is scrambling to redistribute its funding and grow its endowment. Emails have been sent…

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