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Op-Ed: If JFK Drove a Tesla Cybertruck, He Would Still Be Alive

by Amelia Fay, Ernie Bertland and Federalist Staff
November 26, 2019May 12, 2022

What Musk is saying is that these windows can only be broken by a small metal ball. They can endure “wrenches” and the “kitchen sink,” even the slug that vaporized JFK’s head!…

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