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Trump Threatens to Bomb Iranian Cultural Sites, Iran Threatens to Bomb McDonalds

by Nurasyl Shokeyev and Ernie Bertland
January 9, 2020May 12, 2022

General Soleimani was a martyr and a hero. America only has fictional heros, like Spongebob and Ronald McDonald.…

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Op-Ed: If JFK Drove a Tesla Cybertruck, He Would Still Be Alive

by Amelia Fay, Nurasyl Shokeyev and Ernie Bertland
November 26, 2019May 12, 2022

What Musk is saying is that these windows can only be broken by a small metal ball. They can endure “wrenches” and the “kitchen sink,” even the slug that vaporized JFK’s head!…

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