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Advice/World

10 COVID-Safe States to Travel to During Spring Break

by Emily Olson
March 3, 2021September 14, 2022

5. Gaseous state…

World

Jeff Bezos Steps Down and Twists His Ankle. He’s Fine Now.

by Emily Olson
February 4, 2021August 16, 2021

Bezos summoned another worker to kiss his booboo better, and after the worker soothed his ankle with sana sana culita de rana, Bezos was ready to continue the next few steps to…

Politics

QUIZ: What the Candidate you Voted for says about your Choice in Coat

by Emily Olson
November 30, 2020August 21, 2021

If you chose C: You’re edgy. You’re different. You stand out from the crowd. You don’t follow the trends, which is why a cool, reflective Canada Goose parka would be the perfect…

On Campus

All Students Caught Failing to Abide by Quarantine Protocols Will Be Sent to Quarantine at Cornell

by Emily Olson
September 4, 2020September 19, 2021

“We’re aware that the CDC recommends 14 days, but we figured an extra week would really scare them into being safe,” wrote President Bollinger on page 17 of his email.…

On Campus

Elon Musk and Grimes’ Baby X Æ A-12 Becomes First Robot Admitted to SEAS

by Emily Olson
May 22, 2020August 16, 2021

Although Elon Musk and Grimes’s baby is just days old, X Æ A-12 has become the first robot admitted to the Fu Foundation School of Engineering and Applied Sciences.…

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