What presidential candidate did you vote for?
A) Joe Biden
B) Donald Trump
C) Third-party candidate
D) I didn’t vote
E) I can’t vote
If you chose A: You’re the standard Columbia student. You’re the representative in your friend group back home of the “Social Justice Ivy.” As a true Columbia student, you would wear a modest black Canada Goose.
If you chose B: You’re probably a little worried about Biden’s tax plan. You don’t want your family to lose a dime of their $400,000+ fortune, so before January 20 comes around, you will probably buy a Canada Goose coat before it’s too late.
If you chose C: You’re edgy. You’re different. You stand out from the crowd. You don’t follow the trends, which is why a cool, reflective Canada Goose parka would be the perfect option for you.
If you chose D: You probably have limited interest or stake in politics. You’re too cool for that nerdy stuff. That’s why you spend your free time in SoHo, shopping for a Canada Goose coat.
If you chose E: You’re probably an international student. You’re not going to support an American company. That’s why you choose to support our neighbors from the north and purchase a nice, comfy Canada Goose coat.