Jeff Bezos Steps Down and Twists His Ankle. He’s Fine Now.

After a successful career as CEO and founder of internet corporate giant Amazon, Jeff Bezos is stepping down. As he moved his right foot forward to step down after getting up from his chair, he stepped on the toes of one of his servants, and twisted his ankle. Bezos fell down in pain as he spit on the servant. 

The servant’s current whereabouts are unknown, and their family name appears to have been removed from online records, so they could not be reached for comment. 

Bezos summoned another worker to kiss his booboo better, and after the worker soothed his ankle with sana sana culita de rana, Bezos was ready to continue the next few steps to leave his throne. It seems he suffered no serious injuries, and should be ready to continue his reign.