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Articles/New York City/On Campus

Columbia Announces New Nineteen-Acre Parking Lot in West Harlem

by Beau Gantz
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

The Office of the President announced on Friday that the next step of the Manhattanville campus expansion will be the pavement of a nineteen-acre parking lot adjacent to the business school. Pictured…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus/Politics

Amid Political Pressure, Barnard to Admit Men Starting 2027

by Beau Gantz
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

After weeks of public pressure from conservatives in Washington, Barnard has announced revisions to its admissions policies that will rapidly integrate men into the college. Following similar announcements from the College of…

Articles/On Campus/World

Seasonal Depression Lands Full-Time Job as Regular Depression

by Beau Gantz
March 30, 2025March 30, 2025

A major career move is making headlines in the mental illness industry—according to a press release posted on their Instagram story this morning, your Seasonal Depression has accepted a full-time role as…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Shipman Presidency a Groundbreaking Step Forward for Trustee Representation

by Beau Gantz
March 29, 2025April 24, 2025

The role of acting president is the highest acting position at Columbia and an essential part of our university ecosystem. But for too long it’s been reserved for only the most privileged…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Fear Not Columbia Community, for Mike Pompeo Has Arrived!

by Beau Gantz
March 1, 2025March 22, 2025

A Letter from the Desk of Interim President Katrina Armstrong: Dear Columbia Community,  I recognize that these past few months have been uniquely challenging. Restrictions on campus coupled with rising tensions surrounding…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Student at Chef Mike’s Reportedly Extremely Anxious to Order Same Sandwich for the Thousandth Time

by Beau Gantz
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

According to multiple reports from our dedicated Federalist correspondents in Uris Hall, SEAS student Anne T. Seaushill has been sporting sweaty palms and a rapid heartbeat while in line at Chef Mike’s…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Poli Sci Student Discovers Passion for Devil’s Advocacy

by Beau Gantz
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

One of the most important tasks that college students face is discerning what exactly they are passionate about. Finding a worthwhile vocation is something that all of us hope for in our…

Articles/On Campus

Self Care Win: This Student Dropped Out

by Beau Gantz
February 14, 2025February 13, 2025

Life as a Columbia student can be kinda stressful. High workloads, high academic standards, and high expectations can all make life on campus pretty intense. That’s why it’s so important to celebrate…

Articles/Arts and Culture

QUIZ: Does She Love You, or Is She Just Using You for 8 Ball?

by Beau Gantz
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

When you two are spending time together, you are most often… She is most likely to describe you as… Something that could damage your relationship is… You two most enjoy talking about……

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Startling New Study Finds Dining Hall Eggs Contain Trace Amounts of Egg

by Beau Gantz
January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

Do you know what’s in your breakfast? A concerning new study has revealed that the scrambled eggs served in Columbia and Barnard dining halls actually contain trace amounts of egg. The study…

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