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Articles/Music/On Campus

Campus Community Grapples with the Reality that A Capella is Sexually Powerful

by Beau Gantz
September 29, 2025September 25, 2025

In the wake of a series of undeniably electric performances, the Columbia community is reeling from the fact that, against all odds, a capella music is a potent sexual weapon. The news…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Columbia Sets Up “University President” Stand at Career Fair

by Beau Gantz
September 29, 2025September 25, 2025

This year’s annual career fair showcased a number of exciting career opportunities for current Columbia students, but one position stood out from the rest: the “University President” stand established by the Columbia…

Articles/On Campus/Science and Technology

ACCOUNT ALERT: If You Don’t Complete Your Anti-Sexual Harassment Module, We Will Come After Your Family

by Beau Gantz
May 1, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, clearly you haven’t been taking us seriously. We told you to complete the training. We told you it was New York state law. We told you that if you didn’t do…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus/Politics

The Lion Dance Controversy, Explained

by Beau Gantz
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

An unlikely campus group was thrust into the center of cultural tensions last week, as Columbia University Lion Dance was subjected to widespread backlash and divisive controversy on social media. Here’s what…

Articles/New York City/On Campus

Columbia Announces New Nineteen-Acre Parking Lot in West Harlem

by Beau Gantz
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

The Office of the President announced on Friday that the next step of the Manhattanville campus expansion will be the pavement of a nineteen-acre parking lot adjacent to the business school. Pictured…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus/Politics

Amid Political Pressure, Barnard to Admit Men Starting 2027

by Beau Gantz
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

After weeks of public pressure from conservatives in Washington, Barnard has announced revisions to its admissions policies that will rapidly integrate men into the college. Following similar announcements from the College of…

Articles/On Campus/World

Seasonal Depression Lands Full-Time Job as Regular Depression

by Beau Gantz
March 30, 2025March 30, 2025

A major career move is making headlines in the mental illness industry—according to a press release posted on their Instagram story this morning, your Seasonal Depression has accepted a full-time role as…

Articles/Claire Shipman/On Campus

Shipman Presidency a Groundbreaking Step Forward for Trustee Representation

by Beau Gantz
March 29, 2025April 24, 2025

The role of acting president is the highest acting position at Columbia and an essential part of our university ecosystem. But for too long it’s been reserved for only the most privileged…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Fear Not Columbia Community, for Mike Pompeo Has Arrived!

by Beau Gantz
March 1, 2025March 22, 2025

A Letter from the Desk of Interim President Katrina Armstrong: Dear Columbia Community,  I recognize that these past few months have been uniquely challenging. Restrictions on campus coupled with rising tensions surrounding…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Student at Chef Mike’s Reportedly Extremely Anxious to Order Same Sandwich for the Thousandth Time

by Beau Gantz
February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

According to multiple reports from our dedicated Federalist correspondents in Uris Hall, SEAS student Anne T. Seaushill has been sporting sweaty palms and a rapid heartbeat while in line at Chef Mike’s…

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