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Anand Shukla-Parekh

Anand Shukla-Parekh is a Trinity Dual BA student, GS '27. After learning how to be funny in Ireland (shoutout the Piranha) he has come to NYC to do comedy with the Fed. He will then use his philosophy degree to get a real job at the philosophy factory opening downtown.

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BREAKING: Analysis of Barnard Demographics Reveals Troubling Gender Disparity

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
October 27, 2025October 28, 2025

Following an agreement with Daddy Donald to carry out a comprehensive evaluation of their admissions practices, Columbia has finally released the results of their audit. Findings include a 39% international student enrollment…

Articles/On Campus

In Lieu of Opening Campus, Columbia Pledges to Give Halloween Candy to Local Residents

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
October 27, 2025October 20, 2025

With local tensions rising over Columbia’s (possibly illegal) decision to have campus remain closed to residents of Morningside Heights, the administration has proposed a new program aiming to “sweeten” relations with residents.…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

“6 – 7”: Alma Mater Seemingly Predicts Columbia’s 2026 US News Ranking Like Some Bizarre Bronze Groundhog

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
September 29, 2025September 27, 2025

With less than 2 weeks until US News releases their list of best colleges for 2026, Columbia students have been spotted compulsively reloading r/ApplyingToCollege and arguing on the phone with relatives about…

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Personal Profile: One Night Stand’s Room Genuinely Only Furnished With One Nightstand

by Anand Shukla-Parekh
September 29, 2025September 24, 2025

It could’ve happened to anyone. I was downtown last Friday night, a little drunk in some godforsaken divebar. He looked cute. Six five, blue-eyed, even told me he worked in finance with…

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