DODGE HALL — This morning, President McBain Shafted announced the construction of a second gym for Columbia students to use. “We’re naming it Dodge,” she stated. “Yeah, we already have a gym named Dodge, but there’s like 30 things called Columbia, so that issue hasn’t stopped us before.”
With the University already having Dodge Gym, Dodge Hall, and Dodge Dining Hall—all three of which are in separate buildings—this marks the fourth location to be named Dodge, and it will also be built in a separate building. Designed by the architect of Lerner, the gym is set to be entirely on a slope to encourage movement. It will be 80 square feet in size, dimensions that inhabitants of Wallach will feel at home in. It will only be open on Tuesdays and Thursdays, from 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM, specifically to overlap with the time when you have Music Hum.
While speaking with President Shafted at the press conference this morning, this reporter had only one question in mind: “Who was this Dodge guy anyway?”
