Yes! Homecoming season is here! Suit up, boys, let’s get this dub! Who’re we playing? Penn? Perfect! They suck! They’re good? Who cares! It’s our responsibility to support our athletics, specifically on…
Anita Calmdown, a high achiever majoring in bio (on the pre-med track, of course) and political science (pre-law—as a back up) is paving a new career path for overworked, anxious students; in…
It’s that time of year again. What do you call it? Spooky season? Heh. How simple. For me, the spookiness can’t be confined to one corner of the year, much less Halloween…
Hey there, Player! Welcome to Five Nights at Dodge, a survival horror simulation where you must endure five grueling weekdays in Satan’s butthole — Columbia’s Dodge Fitness Center. You play as a…
Earlier today, students were pleasantly surprised to learn that their Canvas apps were no longer working, making it impossible for them to access their assignments, or even to know if class was…
Rachel Cameron, a Columbia sophomore and EMT for Columbia University Emergency Medical Services (CUEMS), got a call on Thursday night to report to East Campus, 10th floor, to resuscitate an intoxicated patient.…
