The APDL (Anti-Pachyderm Defamation League) published a statement Wednesday decrying the insensitivity.…
"I'm the greatest master debater on the planet."…
Ambitious research teams at Yale are searching for the holy grail of the Standard Model of Justice.…
The obsessions with bagel schmears, rye bread, and bargains are disgusting.…
"I'm starting to rethink this whole public policy thing anyways. My friends in the Treasury Department are landing huge salaries."…
Having succumbed to a fatal Trump insult, the campaign was laid to rest after several months of unnoticed service to the country.…
Set some goals that you’ll be able to follow through on, like the merciless suppression of a Kurdish independence movement.…
He also forgot his toothbrush, so make sure to tell your children to leave him one.…
Due to budget cuts, management will have to outsource his workshop to China.…
End the war on socially just Christmas!…
