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The Boy Who Cried Wolf: Number of Students Who Leave Building During Fourth False Fire Alarm in the Past Week Down by 90%

by Federalist Staff
December 8, 2025November 24, 2025

Carlton Arms Dormitory has been seeing a recent spike in false-alarm activation of the Fire Safety System due to what a Columbia Housing representative called a “better-safe-than-sorry” approach to triggering the alarm. …

Articles/Fedvestigations/Sports

Report: Research for Five-Leg Korean Baseball Parlay the Most That Man Has Studied This Year

by Federalist Staff
December 8, 2025November 24, 2025

Columbia junior Hugh Jaddict has quite the reputation, but it certainly isn’t due to his work ethic. That’s why his appearance in the Butler main silent reading room late last Saturday night…

Articles/Fedvestigations/New York City/Politics

Fedvestigation: Zohran Mamdani Isn’t Who You Think He Is

by Daksh Badri
December 8, 2025December 5, 2025

On election night, New Yorkers rejoiced in the victory of Democratic candidate Zohran Mamdani as the city’s next mayor-elect. After the terror of Andrew Cuomo’s gubernatorial reign and former mayor Eric Adams’…

Articles/Fedvestigations/New York City

Fedvestigation: Grad Student Trick-or-Treats on Upper East Side Because ‘They Give Out the Big Candy Bars’

by Inica Kotasthane
October 27, 2025November 13, 2025

As the weather chills from mid-80s to mid-70s, it’s clear to everyone at Columbia University that autumn—and Halloween—is upon us. While the undergraduates are busy ordering corsets made with child labor and…

Articles/Fedvestigations/New York City

Fedvestigation: 1 Train Goes Uptown

by Inica Kotasthane
October 19, 2025November 13, 2025

As Columbia students flocked to the Homecoming game at Baker Athletic Conference, many were shocked to learn that the 1 train does indeed provide service uptown of the 116th Street — Columbia…

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