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Victor Uceda-Sosa

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Op-ed: Increase Number of Tours So I Can Keep Feeling Superior At Them

by Victor Uceda-Sosa
November 17, 2024November 18, 2024

There’s nothing quite like the rush of walking past a group of hopeful students and jealous parents, knowing I’m better than them because I go here and they don’t. I’m addicted to…

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Inspiring: Interview With Last Student Still Insisting on Voting for RFK 

by Victor Uceda-Sosa
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign may have officially ended, with the candidate even endorsing Donald Trump, but for some, RFK Jr. is still the man to beat. Today, we sat down…

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Breaking: Transgender Alien Speaks Out

by Victor Uceda-Sosa
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024

We at The Federalist are proud to announce our first-of-its-kind, exclusive interview with a transgender extraterrestrial from the ❆❅❄ star system.“⟟ ⏃⋔ ⏃ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇☌⟒⋏⎅⟒,” it said, admiring the penis fountain near Low.…

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