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Sophia Mariano

Sophia Mariano (BC ‘27) works as a staff writer, copy editor, and layout designer for the Fed. When not making fun of politicians or herself, she’s usually found backstage on a student theatre production or - what? No, I don’t have your money yet. Hey let me go! LET ME GO I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME!

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President Rosenbury Spotted in First Year Writing

by Ava Lyon-Sereno and Sophia Mariano
October 27, 2025October 20, 2025

Sloppy ballet escapades notwithstanding, President Laura Rosenbury is fearlessly taking on another Barnard class: First Year Writing. Spotted by several eagle-eyed students, she was noticed sneaking into Finding Your Voice: Opinion Writing…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

Sofia the… 23rd? A Guide to Having the Most Common Name on Campus

by Sophia Mariano
September 29, 2025September 23, 2025

So, you get to Barnard from your private high school class of 50 students who all knew each other. You go up to a group of students in NSOP, all fresh and…

Articles/Politics/World

Mussolini Sues Trump for Plagiarism; “Fascism was-a my idea!”

by Sophia Mariano
May 5, 2025May 3, 2025

In the latest international intellectual battle, Italian journalist Benito Mussolini has announced plans to sue President Donald Trump over the work of the latter’s presidency. Mussolini claims that Trump failed to properly…

Articles/Featured/Politics

Elon Musk Ignores ‘Name 5 Things Your Kids Did’ Email

by Sophia Mariano
March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Last Saturday, senior advisor Elon Musk stepped into work after a long night of playing video games, tending to a fire started by dollar bills, and a strange dream involving a ghost…

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