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John Jay and Fac Shack Had a Baby: They Named Him Johnny

by Quinn Snyder
February 14, 2025February 13, 2025

It was a love story out of one of those cheesy rom coms. John Jay was a lonely dining hall with nowhere to go. He felt stuck–like titanium beams holding him into…

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President Biden To Become A SoulCycle Instructor Upon Retirement From Public Service 

by Quinn Snyder
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024

In his last press conference as the sitting President of the United States, President Biden announced that he had finalized a deal with the fitness company SoulCycle to join the team as…

Articles/Arts and Culture/New York City/Style

Dean Josef Sorret Caught Wearing Jorts: Jorts Declared No Longer Cool.

by Quinn Snyder
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024

On Saturday afternoon, the Dean of Columbia College, Dr. Josef Sorret, was spotted walking his Chihuahua and bumming a cigarette in Riverside Park–wearing jorts!  Students also reported Sorret has a previously undisclosed…

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