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Philip Maehr

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Family Ends New Years Eve Party With Traditional Blood Oath Not To See Each Other For 8 Months

by Philip Maehr
January 2, 2018November 5, 2021

"Frankly, between seeing you at Thanksgiving, Christmas, and now this, I’m tired of your shit,” Grandma Ester tearfully remarked as she dug the ceremonial meat cleaver into her gnarled forearm.…

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Columbia To Divest From Toddler Fight Club

by Philip Maehr
May 9, 2017November 5, 2021

"President Lee Bollinger cited the organization’s 'lack of transparency' and 'ethics concerns' as incongruous with the university’s vision."…

On Campus

Student Wishes Parents Would be More Open Minded About his GPA

by Philip Maehr
December 30, 2016November 6, 2021

They insist that "he could do better" than his ugly GPA.…

On Campus

President Bollinger’s Emails Hacked, Released by WikiLeaks

by Philip Maehr
November 21, 2016November 6, 2021

We have reprinted Bollinger's most notable emails.…

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