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Michelle Dandeneau

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Melania Trump to Solve Childhood Obesity with Cyber-Bullying Initiative

by Michelle Dandeneau
April 11, 2017November 5, 2021

“I’ve done a lot of research and all the movies show that fat shaming is the most effective way to make those little bastards lose a few pounds.”…

World

JK Rowling: “Everyone in the Harry Potter Series is Actually Transgender”

by Michelle Dandeneau
January 24, 2017November 6, 2021

Even Neville's toad.…

World

GOP Proposes Gay Travel Ban After Fierce Glitter Bombing

by Michelle Dandeneau
November 7, 2016November 6, 2021

The victims looked “drop dead gorgeous.”…

On Campus

Sophomore Becomes Cultured After Study Abroad in Toronto

by Michelle Dandeneau
October 23, 2016November 6, 2021

“Once you’ve seen the world, you can’t stay in one place for long.”…

On Campus

Student Makes Peculiar Discovery in Barnard Showers

by Michelle Dandeneau
October 10, 2016November 6, 2021

"When I realized the motive behind the feces, I was astonished by its brilliance."…

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