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Articles/On Campus

Butler Stacks Haunted by Mysterious ‘Moaning’

by Matthias Pridgeon
October 27, 2025October 18, 2025

The Butler stacks, one of Columbia’s few study spots that students can occasionally find a seat in without fighting a life or death battle, was recently reported to be receiving visitors of…

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International Students “Forget” Parents’ Campus Passes

by Matthias Pridgeon
October 27, 2025October 20, 2025

In a less-than-ideal start to Parents’ Weekend, this Friday morning, campus’ Broadway gates endured a vicious mob of furious parents from all across the world. Enraged shouting in Cantonese, Mandarin, Russian, Hindi,…

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Anxious Columbia Student Signs Sponsorship Deal with Lorazepam

by Matthias Pridgeon
October 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Anita Calmdown, a high achiever majoring in bio (on the pre-med track, of course) and political science (pre-law—as a back up) is paving a new career path for overworked, anxious students; in…

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