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Lizzie Olson

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Top Five Places on Campus to Hack Up a Lung this Flu Season!

by Lizzie Olson
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

Flu season is almost upon us and it’s coming up just as we’re leaving mysterious-illness-that-we-all-pretended-was-not-covid season; I know we’re all looking for an empty spot on campus where you can feel free…

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I’m Walking Out of the Columbia Democrats x Columbia Republicans Debate with a Whole New Worldview

by Lizzie Olson
March 12, 2024March 12, 2024

They should kiss.…

Breaking News/On Campus

The Fed Investigates: Why is The Great God Pan So Sexy?

by Lizzie Olson
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024

We’ve all seen it: maybe we’re a little touch-starved or maybe the sun is hitting his sculpted bronze body at just the right angle, but there is no denying that the statue…

Breaking News/World

Move Over Friendsgiving, There’s A New Sheriff in Town: EnemiesGiving

by Lizzie Olson
November 23, 2023November 23, 2023

It’s a recent phenomenon, Friendsgiving. Much like the famed and corporatized “Galentine’s Day,” Friendsgiving has become another holiday about celebrating your found family: getting together with your closest pals, cooking a hearty…

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