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Leah Gonzalez-Diaz

Articles/On Campus

Pest Control Took my Roomate Away

by Leah Gonzalez-Diaz
October 28, 2024October 22, 2024

The world is a wretched and godforsaken place that will take away anything you hold near and dear to your heart in an instant. An orange slip of paper taped onto my…

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Bold, Beautiful, Bachelors: Brmstrong Begins Banning Barnard Boyfriends

by Leah Gonzalez-Diaz, Julia Ryan and Jenna Bradley
September 30, 2024September 27, 2025

Citing the campus-famous maxim “Barnard to bed, Columbia to wed,” Katrina Armstrong is commencing her interim presidency by announcing a five-year strategic plan aimed at lowering the rate of Barnard boyfriends. “These…

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