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Admissions Fluke: They Let in Frank

by Jackson Watson
March 1, 2018November 5, 2021

“Admitting Frank into the undergraduate body goes against this university's principles. That kid fucking sucks.”…

On Campus

Environmental Biology and English Departments to Offer Avant-Gardening Course

by Jackson Watson
February 3, 2018November 5, 2021

"I’ve always been torn between my love of Gertrude Stein and weirdly shaped plants. But now I don’t have to be.”…

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Student Calling Dogs “Puppers” Later to Call for Reinstatement of Public Torture

by Jackson Watson
November 27, 2017November 5, 2021

"Something about those cute little faces just gets me going about how much better public torture would work out than our current broken justice system when considering the utilitarian calculus."…

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