"Governor Reuben won a landslide victory to become the state’s first Toasted-American governor."…
"Sorry to disappoint, Mom, but I’m not just some fucking sell-out conformist like you!"…
“We’re putting boots on the ground, and we’re putting bells on those boots.” …
Does this sweatshirt say, "My Parents Spent $200,000 on a Secondary Education" to you?…
"I finally feel comfortable enough to spread my wings and be the racial extremist I’ve always known I could be.”…
The freshman dropped "some unreal knowledge bombs."…
Next time, she'll do the right thing and hand over her ID to the security desk.…
