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Garrison Grogan

Politics

Barron Trump debates Biden’s Grandson, Robert Biden II, On Twitch

by Garrison Grogan
September 29, 2020September 8, 2021

A diverse range of questions were fielded by the streamers’ tireless unpaid moderators, such as “Energy drink preferences,” “Best FPS Esports scene,” and “Is U.S. democracy a bourgeois fraud, and should the…

On Campus

EMOT Alert: Please Call Your Mother

by Garrison Grogan
May 11, 2019August 17, 2021

She is distraught that Joey has not responded to her calls for weeks about his care package and that nice girl from Bacchanal.…

World

Bath Salts Are Getting A Pretty Bad Rap

by Garrison Grogan
May 8, 2017November 5, 2021

"Sometimes you just need that no-holds-barred release."…

On Campus

18 Things I Didn’t Know I Could Do to James McShane

by Garrison Grogan
May 7, 2017November 5, 2021

1. Stimulate James McShane to near ecstasy at the mere mention of “theft alert.”…

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