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Dallas Koelling

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Your Columbia Horoscope

by Dallas Koelling
April 14, 2017November 5, 2021

Gemini are in for quite a month!…

World

White House Suspends Staffer Indefinitely For Insensitive Tweet

by Dallas Koelling
February 15, 2017November 5, 2021

"Past tweets included personal attacks on Washington officials, celebrities, and random citizens from Indiana..."…

On Campus

An Avant-Garde Spec Op-Ed

by Dallas Koelling
February 7, 2017November 5, 2021

Look! It's a cloud of buzz words!…

On Campus

Breaking: Some Kind of Shit Going Down On Low Steps

by Dallas Koelling
January 19, 2017November 6, 2021

Additional reports will not be given as this story develops, because not one person cares.…

World

An Open Letter to Mike Pence: It’s Okay to Come Out!

by Dallas Koelling
December 7, 2016November 6, 2021

It’s dark in there, Mikey.…

On Campus

Slut Speaks Out: My Culture is Not a Costume

by Dallas Koelling
October 30, 2016November 6, 2021

"These Halloween costumes ignore the things deeper than our skin, like high levels of thirst and lower-than-average standards."…

On Campus

CUCR Debate Watch Party Cancelled Due to Inability to Find Couch Large Enough for Four People

by Dallas Koelling
September 27, 2016November 6, 2021

Unexpected growth in the party's size led to logistical complications.…

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Stanford Swimmer Takes Advantage of Unique Summer Research Opportunity

by Dallas Koelling
September 21, 2016November 6, 2021

"It's rare to find a candidate so clearly qualified for the program."…

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