Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you hate, or recycling last year’s costume? You’re in luck because we at The Fed have prepared another round of hard-hitting journalism! After months of grilling admin on their greatest fears and toughest ghosts, here are our costume recommendations for the most effective way to terrify admin this Halloween:
An overnight guest – a sleeping bag and a QR code that somehow doesn’t work is a must. What’s next, a pillow fight?
A full-ride financial aid package – To really get their attention, add a perfectly completed FAFSA form to your shirt made of (fake) dollar bills.
A tent – pretty self-explanatory, and bonus points if you can pitch this to your friend group and have them trick or trick on Butler Lawns with you.
Open gates – Perfect for your two friends to argue about who gets to be the left and right gate while you play the role of a resident of the local community, who confidently walks through with their dog, no permission or ID required.
A Wisconsinite! I mean, if Mnookin left Wisconsin to rule over this mess, she must’ve been escaping something. Order your finest cheese and a UW sweatshirt, and then pray to Jack Skellington that Mnookin doesn’t suspend your ass immediately. Godspeed, Halloweekend soldier!
