“Hey little bud! Let’s move away from there haha… no eggs in the car, buddy! Here, let’s play hot-and-cold – you’re freezing cold! Let’s go back to Mommy, maybe there are some more eggs over there haha… *key lock sound* whoopsies! Accidentally hit the lock button hahaha, oh well, I guess the car is off limits today! Okay buddy, no, don’t look through the windows, champ. This isn’t a part of the hunt, let’s go back to the yard! Hey hey hey, c’mon there’s no candy in Daddy’s keys…Wait, no! I mean, the Easter Bunny says to give Daddy his keys back, okay? NO! Don’t bring them to Mommy, that’s not what the bunny said. We gotta listen to the bunny, right bud? He’s going to be really upset with you… he’s going to take all of your chocolate eggs away if you don’t give Daddy his keys back RIGHT NOW! Thank you. The Easter Bunny says not to tell your mommy about this one, alright little guy?”
Adulterous Father Sweats Bullets as Easter Egg Hunt Spreads to His Car
