Alarming New Polls Show as Little as 0% of Columbia Students Can Name Acting President

A stunning new survey of Columbia’s current undergraduate population reveals that the vast majority were unable to name the current President. 

Lee Bollinger – 1%

Minouche Shafik – 7%

Claire Shipman – 4%

Mnookin – 27%

Donald Trump – 13%

Kamala Harris – 12%

Obama – 2%

In fact, the current president of the Netherlands is not a president at all, but a gay Prime Minister. Another sad display of knowledge (or lack thereof!) from the so-called college educated.