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Columbia’s 50+ New Minors

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This week, Columbia announced via email that they will be introducing 50+ new minors, including but not limited to:

  1. Portuguese
  2. Obedience
  3. Microbrewing
  4. Gerbil Studies
  5. Quiche
  6. History of Montana
  7. Uncensored History of Montana
  8. Clogmaking
  9. Physiology
  10. Breakfast
  11. Woke Studies
  12. Neocon studies
  13. Minors
  14. Literacy Studies: Words and their Spelling
  15. Vibe Coding
  16. Tax Evasion
  17. Majors
  18. Economics 
  19. Doom Scrolling
  20. Gentrification
  21. University Reading
  22. Anime and Manga
  23. Women’s Rights and Women’s Wrongs (Barnard joint major)
  24. Buddhist Approaches to Market Analytics
  25. Rolling a Ciggie
  26. Square Dancing
  27. Getting Laid
  28. Pickling
  29. Pickleballing
  30. 2024 Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef
  31. Curdling
  32. Shadow puppetry
  33. Audio-Visual Arts
  34. Breakdancing and Lost Dance Styles
  35. Tech Bro Culture
  36. History and Theory of Roblox
  37. Currency Studies
  38. Geometry, Trigonometry and Shapes
  39. Apple © History
  40. Canadian Studies
  41. Board Game Creation
  42. Herstory
  43. Norwegian Studies
  44. Slavic and Eastern European Language, Culture, and Vibe
  45. Short-Form Reel Arts
  46. Dreams: Day and Night
  47. Animatronic Creation
  48. Fiber Arts
  49. Ozempic Science
  50. Obama Impressionism
  51. Tech Deck Theory and Performance
  52. Nonchalance
  53. Pokémon Card Evaluation
  54. LinkedIn Techniques and Game Mastery
  55. Garbage
  56. Encamping
  57. University Funding Strategy and Negotiation
  58. Moustache Twirling/Eyebrow Waggling
  59. Kebabs
  60. Ticketmaster Mastering 
  61. Animal Friendship
  62. Tickling
  63. Kitchen (Barnard only)
  64. Somelliering
  65. Queerbaiting Culture
  66. Glee Studies: Seasons 1-3
  67. Abstinence Studies and Practice
  68. FANBOYS Mastery
  69. Film & Movie Studies
  70. Glee Studies: Seasons 4-6
  71. Glee Studies: The Tour