- “Sometimes I wish I was FGLI—this internship prioritizes…”
- “Bro, I’m cooked, five pages of reading due tonight.”
- “You’re Barnard? Yeah, I could tell.”
- “My boyfriend and I are like basically lesbians.”
- “Who’s the president again?”
- “My professor told us she has dyslexia, and I was the only person who laughed until I realized she wasn’t kidding.”
- “Longjohns with the flap are so in.”
- “What the fuck is a snowperson?”
- “Wait, do you think if we take this POC as a pledge, we could get DEI funding?”
