Clery Crime Alert: Regicide


On Friday November 1, 2019, the individual pictured was present on campus late in the evening. The subjects were seen frantically pantomiming, soliloquizing, and talking to a skull in the vicinity of Miller Theatre. There is one casualty confirmed at this time. The New York City Police Department has not been able to identify the suspect at this time. If seen, please call Public Safety at 212-854-5555, and/or Queen Margrethe of Denmark. The suspects are wearing fanciful garments of lace and are thought to be armed, possibly with a variety of blades stolen from the King’s own armory. This is the latest in a series of on-campus murders, including a double-infanticide during last year’s production of “Medea” and a matricide involving an exiled Greek prince.