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Food and Drink/Poetry

Behind the Line: A Haiku Dedicated to the Employees of JJ’s Diner

by Federalist Staff
December 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Dining in tonight? Hey! You deaf son of a bitch! Stay behind the line!!…

Articles/On Campus/Poetry

A Haiku for the Butler Library 3rd Floor Men’s Bathroom

by Joshua Thorne
October 27, 2025October 19, 2025

That hellish odor Moist urinal cake on tile Duolingo ping…

Poetry/Politics

biden’s burden: the checkmate of one sad, sad prostate

by Sophia Brown
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

There was a gland. I am that gland.  I work all day, all night. A rueful life, I know I’m damned  I’ve no hope of respite. Ev’ry wipe brings pitiful pain.  I…

Barnard/Food and Drink/Poetry

Haiku to Diana Smoothies

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025

Drinking the green one I feel like a strong, swift horse Academic beast…

Arts and Culture/On Campus/Poetry

Sonnet to Carmen Gates—from a struggling Carlton Arms resident

by Federalist Staff
September 29, 2025September 24, 2025

The Carman Hall gates are my gates to heaven Feet throbbing from the walk Pretty much from 107,  my legs feel every block Though boasting spacious living spaces  TV’s and kitchens all…

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