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Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus/Opinion

Fed/CounterFed: A Cycle of Grief: Quesadilla Theft at JJ’s

by Winston Vuong and Sasha Maroulis
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

A Cycle of Grief: Quesadilla Theft at JJ’sWinston Vuong HEARTWRENCHING — As Columbia students returned to campus following the new year, frequenters of the premier late-night dining hall, JJ’s Place, reported a…

Articles/On Campus/Sports

Philadelphian Columbia Student Decries “Lack Of Football Culture”

by Aron Shklar and Winston Vuong
December 8, 2025December 1, 2025

TRAGIC — A recent investigation by The Fed has revealed the emotionally devastating story of a Philadelphia-born Columbia student. This poor young man was left in a five-day lobotomized state of shock…

Articles/New York City/Politics

Bare Beret? Curtis Sliwa To Become Nude Art Model

by Sylvia Moores, Winston Vuong and Aron Shklar
December 8, 2025December 5, 2025

Following his unprecedented loss in the New York City mayoral election, Republican nominee and local icon Curtis Sliwa has announced his next venture: serving as a nude model for Columbia University art…

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