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Fed Horoscope: Your Predictions for This Month Based on Your SAT Score

by Sydney Kelble
February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

1500–1600 (Top 1–2%): Hey, nerd! Make sure no one ties your shoelaces together.  1400–1490 (Top 3–6%): You will get off of that waitlist. All you have to do is simply run to…

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Columbia Mail Informs Students Packages Over 2lbs Will Be Dumped Into the Hudson

by Sydney Kelble
September 29, 2025September 27, 2025

Students are in outrage upon discovering that, after the failure of its email system and subsequent mail backup, Columbia’s Mail Room decided that any package weighing over 2lbs will be redirected straight…

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