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Student Reports Laptop Stolen After Leaving It In Butler For 9 Days

by Orly Morgan
November 2, 2016November 6, 2021

When he returned from the bathroom, a meer 215 hours later, the laptop was gone. …

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Columbia Builds New Satellite Campus in Hell

by Orly Morgan
May 3, 2016November 11, 2021

Columbia is using eminent domain to confiscate Ted Cruz's future real estate.…

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