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In Effort to Compete with Other Women’s Colleges, Barnard Opens Admission to Students of All Gender Identities

by Mimi Evans
April 5, 2019August 17, 2021

Otis Wofford, CC ’22, expressed his discontent with the decision. “Women, men and gender non-conforming folks being a part of the same institution? The social justice warriors are out of control.” …

On Campus

John Jay Dining Director Admits He’s In The Pocket of Big Bean

by Mimi Evans
November 27, 2018August 17, 2021

“I want to be forthright. Yes, as Dining Director of John Jay, I made a deal with Big Bean, just like Ferris signed exclusivity agreements with Inedible Broccoli and Lukewarm Yogurt,” he…

On Campus

Columbia Inter-Fraternity Council Releases New List of Feminist Drinking Games

by Mimi Evans
October 31, 2018August 17, 2021

Quarters: Players attempt to bounce quarters into a shot glass. If they miss, they give the quarter to the nearest woman until the wage gap is closed.…

On Campus

College Freshman Mistakes Audrey Hepburn Poster for a Personality

by Mimi Evans
August 28, 2018October 25, 2021

“I know it’s totally quirky to like a film star from the fifties, but Audrey is just such a fashion icon.”…

On Campus

Charlie and the Financial Aid Office

by Mimi Evans
February 25, 2018November 5, 2021

Joe began to laugh. “Who is Willy Valentini? Only the Dean of Columbia, the mad genius who keeps this whole place running!"…

On Campus

Horrible Mistake: Professor Responds to Student’s Email in Timely Manner

by Mimi Evans
November 8, 2017November 5, 2021

"I usually make a point of not opening emails from students. Any response within a month or so just makes them feel entitled, and besides, direct student-faculty conduct is a lawsuit waiting…

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