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BE WARNED! Columbia Student Summons Deadly Demonic TA After Coughing Three Times in Lecture

by Madeline Basch
October 27, 2025October 19, 2025

As Columbia’s flu season dies down, students now face a new threat to their 8:40 AM LitHum lecture. Several students have reached out to The Fed after witnessing a ghostly TA spirit…

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Survive Five Nights at Dodge Fitness Center: A Walkthrough

by Madeline Basch
October 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Hey there, Player! Welcome to Five Nights at Dodge, a survival horror simulation where you must endure five grueling weekdays in Satan’s butthole — Columbia’s Dodge Fitness Center. You play as a…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Bald. Bush. Barnard! Millie the Dancing Bear Now Offering Complimentary Bush Designing Workshops

by Madeline Basch
September 29, 2025September 14, 2025

Ever worried that your twentypage paper on feminist intuition or that obnoxious line at the mail room will prevent you from maintaining your lavish bush?  Well, fear no longer! Millie the Dancing…

Articles/On Campus/Style

Exclusive: Items I Find in My Purse Before My CUID

by Madeline Basch
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

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