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An Ode to My Woozoo

by Jay S.
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024

Oh Woozoo, Your blessed blades breathe air within my Brooks dorm room Your swiveling head surveys atop the shoebox, sustaining a subtle breeze that whispers a coo I know it is not…

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