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Bryant Benitez

On Campus

Op-Ed: I Joined the Spectator, And Now I Can’t Remove My Head From My Ass

by Bryant Benitez
October 12, 2016November 6, 2021

"I found that I could only feel comfortable with the tip of my nose resting snugly in my sphincter."…

On Campus

First-Year Wins “Least Employable” at Career Fair

by Bryant Benitez
September 27, 2016November 6, 2021

He didn't even manage to grab any free swag.…

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