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Bayan Shimizu

Arts and Culture/On Campus/Opinion

Op-Ed: Against the Secularization of Bacchanal

by Bayan Shimizu
March 28, 2023March 28, 2023

It began with calls to ‘decolonize the core’ and move focus away from the great philosophers of Plato, Aristotle and Virgil. Then, the pristine Mediterranean architecture of Morningside Heights was abandoned in…

On Campus

Heartwarming: Student Fails Exam, Improves Grading Curve

by Bayan Shimizu
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022

“After the first lecture, I can’t even recall seeing Chris in my classroom. For him to help his classmates in such a major way by utterly bombing his final exceeded all my…

On Campus

Student Not Even Good Enough To Qualify for Imposter Syndrome

by Bayan Shimizu
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022

Following a confusing lecture on AI development, Jacob Smith (CC ‘24) realized that his attempts to conquer imposter syndrome were failing because he did not have enough skill or talent to even…

On Campus

Cockroach in Wallach Student’s Dorm Only Real Source of Friendship, Camaraderie

by Bayan Shimizu and Blake Jones
February 27, 2022April 23, 2025

Lonely Wallach freshman Geoffrey Johnson reports feeling relief to have finally found friendship in a renegade cockroach living in his room.  The student had struggled to make friends in his first semester…

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