Hey girlies!
Just wanted to invite you guys to my place for a little brunch on February 13th! I’m making French toast and mimosas, so come on over! But remember! No fucking boyfriends.
This time of year can be so hard for a lot of us, so I think it would be great if we could have a little girl time!
I know that some people had asked last year (Maggie and Lauren!) if their boyfriends could tag along, and I’d like to take this opportunity to say absolutely not. Lauren, I know you and Jake broke up (THANK GOD), but Maggie, if you bring Rocco again this year, I’m seriously gonna have to kick both of you the fuck out. I only want it to be girls this year. Like not even gays. Even if they tuck.
!!!!!! FIONA !!!!!!:
Last year, you brought Oscar unannounced. I just want to make it clear that behavior like that, for an event like this, is UNACCEPTABLE and almost got you uninvited from this year’s Galentine’s event. When he TOOK A PINK CUPCAKE before I could get an Instagram picture of the beautiful cupcake tower that I got from Magnolia Bakery’s West Village location, I kept it cool, but that tolerance will not be extended this year, so leave the fuggo at home. He looks like a fucking muppet anyway, and he ruined the group picture we got so bad I barely even posted it on my spam.
So excited to host you GIRLS on the 13th! Dress cute!
