By Ivy Drinken
So you want to start drinking without looking like a total idiot, huh? Never fear, first years (or losers), this guide is for you! When that hot guy at the Amity Senior Night you snuck into asks if he can buy you a drink, here are some options:
- Your finest beer please: Beer is a classic alcoholic beverage, and some people even think it tastes good! The politeness of “please” is also sure to leave a good impression on your crush.
- Pink Whitney: If you want to cement your image as a nonchalant partier, there’s nothing better than a cold, tall glass of Pink Whitney. A cool and classy order, this one is sure to set the tone for a memorable evening.
- Whatever’s free: Practical and funny, asking for whatever’s free will either get you a complimentary drink, or a chuckle from the hottie you’re crushing on! A totally flawless option.
- Old Fashioned: Don’t be fooled by the name, this is actually incredibly chic and modern of you to order. Your paramour will be struck by your sophistication and youthful verve!
- Long Island Iced Tea: This one is for all you lightweights out there! Ever ordered an Arnold Palmer and thought, “What if this was just a little alcoholic?” Well this is the order for you, because they taste exactly the same!
- Gibson: This is one of the most mature and suave martinis you can get, with a delicious little snack included. Look and feel like a James Bond character, with the pool skills to match (You have played before, right? You haven’t? Finish that glass and go for it champ!)
