After the broad success and acclaim of Anora (despite my mid Letterboxd review lolz follow me @moistweave), Columbia’s Slavic Department has announced that the film’s leading actress, Mikey Madison, has joined their adjunct faculty as a Lecturer in Russian and Early Church Slavonic. Despite not being a native Russian speaker, Department Head Liza Knapp argued that Madison accurately portrayed the second-generation immigrant experience of sounding pretty mid when speaking Russian, which appeals to many Brooklyn-originating students. Madison will study for an expedited PhD in Comparative Film Translation over the summer, just in time for the new school year. Other Oscar-nominees entering the Columbia scene include Adrian Brody teaching AI Ethics and Cynthia Erivo taking over Professor Matthew Engelke’s class “Magic and Modernity.”