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Breaking News/Minouche Shafik

MINOUCHE RESIGNED AND WE BEAT SPEC TO REPORTING IT HAHAHAHAHA

by Federalist Staff
August 14, 2024August 14, 2024

PRESIDENT SHAFIK IS GONE. WE BEAT SPEC TO TELLING YOU. TIMES ARE A’CHANGIN. NO NEED FOR MORE SPEC-FED FRISBEE GAMES, WE WIN BABYYYYY

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