Columbia’s hottest snoop is…a little ghoul with a dark bob?
As the spookiest season full of tricks and treats approaches, one silly little ghoul is being fed (heehee fed get it) through her lingering eyes! Beware of her lurking presence behind you in class as she reads not only your texts, but your sidebar previews. Her sinister presence is not to be overlooked; some students reported to have heard gasps, “oohs,” and “ahhs” behind their shoulders as they’ve multitasked in class. This eerie, ethereal presence has further escalated class shenanigans by increasing the screen brightness and tilting the laptop screens of her victims.